Here are the prizes for the contest. Sorry for the delay but it took me a while to acquire all these items!

Grand Prize - The Best Worst Overall Sentence
  • "Dark and Stormy Rides Again: The Best (?) from the Bulwer-Lytton Contest" by Scott Rice (Compiler), Bulwer-Lytton Contest
  • Transitions Polo Shirt
  • Transition Portfolio and Pen
  • Live Eyewear Pullover Sweater

Overall Runner-Up
  • “Who Cut the Cheese?: The Cutting-Edge Way of Surviving Change by Shifting the Blame” by Mason Brown, J.D.
  • Transition Portfolio and Pen
  • Live Eyewear Pullover Sweater

The Most Mind-Numbing Sentence
  • “The Elements of Style” by Strunk and White
  • “Woe Is I: The Grammarphobe’s Guide to Better English in Plain English” by Patricia O'Conner
  • Transitions Cooler Pack

The Worst Pun
  • “3650 Jokes, Puns & Riddles” by Kostick, Foxgrover and Pellowski
  • Transitions Cooler Pack

The Sentence from the Most Mentally Disturbed OptiBoarder
  • “I’m Ok – You’re Ok” by Thomas Harris
  • "The Very Best of Dr. Demento" CD