Here are the prizes for the contest. Sorry for the delay but it took me a while to acquire all these items!
Grand Prize - The Best Worst Overall Sentence
- "Dark and Stormy Rides Again: The Best (?) from the Bulwer-Lytton Contest" by Scott Rice (Compiler), Bulwer-Lytton Contest
- Transitions Polo Shirt
- Transition Portfolio and Pen
- Live Eyewear Pullover Sweater
Overall Runner-Up
- “Who Cut the Cheese?: The Cutting-Edge Way of Surviving Change by Shifting the Blame” by Mason Brown, J.D.
- Transition Portfolio and Pen
- Live Eyewear Pullover Sweater
The Most Mind-Numbing Sentence
- “The Elements of Style” by Strunk and White
- “Woe Is I: The Grammarphobe’s Guide to Better English in Plain English” by Patricia O'Conner
- Transitions Cooler Pack
The Worst Pun
- “3650 Jokes, Puns & Riddles” by Kostick, Foxgrover and Pellowski
- Transitions Cooler Pack
The Sentence from the Most Mentally Disturbed OptiBoarder
- “I’m Ok – You’re Ok” by Thomas Harris
- "The Very Best of Dr. Demento" CD
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