I was watching TV today, and the end of the USA-Portugal match was on. The USA had won, and they were all leaping about like fools. The commentator said they'd done really well, and deserved to celebrate as if they'd won the cup. But then he said that no-one back home will care. And I have logged on, and not one of you Americans has even mentioned it. So I am adopting them. New kits are on the way out to them as we speak. They will be known as MariaUnited, and I will still be nice to them, even when they lose every single other match, as they inevitably will. :)