I got this e-mail this evening.
David Letterman: "France wants more evidence [of Iraqi violations]. The last
time France wanted more evidence, it rolled right through France with a German
flag."
Dennis Miller: "The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we
found
truffles in Iraq."
Jay Leno: "I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get
Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of
France!"
Rep. Roy Blunt, R-Mo.: "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend
Paris?
It's not known, it's never been tried."
Blunt again: "Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle that was
being
advertised on eBay the other day -- the description was: 'Never shot. Dropped
once.'"
Jacques Chirac: "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."
Rush Limbaugh: "As far as France is concerned, you're right."
"Do you know it only took Germany three days to conquer France in World War II?
And that's because it was raining,"
Jed Babbin: "Going to war without the French is like going deer hunting without
your accordion."
What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its
national
will fighting against Disney World and Big Mac's than the Nazis?
An old saying:
Raise your right hand if you like the French....
Raise both hands if you are French.
Q: Why are there so many tree-lined boulevards in France?
A: Germans like to march in the shade
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates
America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. Wait, Saddam is French,
people."
--Conan O'Brien
Q: What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army as they entered the city
in WWII?
A: "Table for 100,000 m'sieur?"
We still need the French in our war against Iraq. Somebody has to teach the
Iraqis how to surrender.
Q: What do you call a nuclear explosion in Paris?
A: Evidence the inspections are working.
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