Has the Bush White House gone too far?

[Steve Machol]

Oh that's right, I forgot the Darris Doctrine! :D

"All bad things are the fault of Democrats and all good is through the benvolence of Republicans."

Where exactly do you have that tatooed again? ;)

[Pete Hanlin]

Where exactly do you have that tatooed again?

Some questions are better left unasked, Steve! Knowing Darris, he might claim to be capable of having it tattooed on his...

Anyway, let me try to be fair.
If Dr. Seuss was a Green, he might have wrote here...

The chads did not count,
and Bush got his way.
So we sat by our tellies,
to see what he'd say.
I sat there with Debbie,
we sat there, we two.
And I thought, "Now we'll see
what a REAL Prez can do!"

Its been a year now,
I'm still happy, but yet.
There's quite a few things
I'd sooner see set...

Like what about health care
or Medicare reform
He promised we'd get them
soon after he was sworn.

And then, "CLICK"...

Just last Tuesday night
he arrived at my pad
came through my TV
and looked at me sad.

"Its true we're in danger
and the skies are not sunny,
but have no fear
for I am no dummy!"

"We'll fix them yet,
I know just what to do
we'll build us more bombs
and before we are through...

We'll leave no child behind
we'll buy teachers and books
and create some more jobs
but it may cost more than we took.

But don't worry, don't fear
we'll still cut your taxes."
Now this sounds so great,
but I'm worried bout some fact-ses...

Looks to me like a deficit
that the kids will be paying
I hope it all works
but I am just saying.

Let's be careful with spending
not get carried away
after all a few taxes
are more than okay.

Let's all work together
find a budget that's good
and work with those (sneaky underhanded untrustworthy) Democrats
Like you know we should!

(Oops, looks like I added a bit of an aside to the revered Dr. Suess's opines.) :D

[Steve Machol]

You have way too much free time Pete! :D