There's nothing
Nietzsche couldn't teach ya
'Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates, himself, was permanently ******
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a ****** for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And
René Descartes was a drunken fart
"I drink, therefore I am"
Yes,
Socrates, himself, is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker
But a ****** when he's ******
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