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  1. 12-02-2009, 10:18 AM #326
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    I'll be running this thread from now on ...
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  2. 12-02-2009, 10:20 AM #327
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    Quote Originally Posted by rinselberg View Post


    I'll be running this thread from now on ...

    ***Fezz drops his beer and raises his hands toward the sky!***
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  3. 12-02-2009, 10:29 AM #328
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    You know, the name of this thread is something you never say at an airport when you greet your friend Jack.

    "Hi, Jack!"
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  4. 12-02-2009, 11:48 AM #329
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezz View Post
    ***Fezz drops his beer and raises his hands toward the sky!***
    10 penalty points to Fezz for dropping beer!
    ...Just ask me...
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  5. 12-02-2009, 07:25 PM #330
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezz View Post
    ***Fezz drops his beer and raises his hands toward the sky!***
    That is such a lie. Fezz would never drop a beer.
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  6. 12-02-2009, 07:49 PM #331
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezz View Post
    ***Fezz drops his beer and raises his hands toward the sky!***


    This can't be my 'ol friend Fezz talkin'.....


    The "old" Fezz woulda whipped out his trusty bear hide handled Bowie knife and flung it the instant someone drawed on him, cuttin' off half the scoundrel's mustache, then pull his own .32 cal. blackpowder double barrel darringer and say....." I don't think so Rinsie....."


    ....All the while, not spillin' a drop of his vintage can of "Billy (Carter) Beer".
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  7. 12-09-2009, 02:44 PM #332
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    ***Fezz's hands still raised. Waiting for his cue to spring into action. As soon as he hears "Dance, you no good....", the *PARTY* starts!****
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  8. 12-09-2009, 03:03 PM #333
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Fester View Post
    $100
    $50 Partner--

    Or I let Rinsie do it!
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  9. 12-10-2009, 10:37 PM #334
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    Peace out...

    Quote Originally Posted by rinselberg View Post


    I'll be running this thread from now on ...
    Do what he saayy!

    Do what he Saaayyy!!!
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  10. 12-31-2009, 04:15 AM #335
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    That four words only thread is kinda fun!
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  11. 12-31-2009, 08:48 AM #336
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    What four words thread?
    ...Just ask me...
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  12. 12-31-2009, 08:58 AM #337
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spexvet View Post
    What four words thread?
    The four words thread!
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  13. 12-31-2009, 10:19 AM #338
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    I just can't stop.
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  14. 12-31-2009, 11:27 AM #339
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezz View Post
    That four words only thread is kinda fun!
    Yeah, but this is because matter is incredibly, mind-bogglingly empty. An atom is like a miniature Solar System, with a tight nucleus playing the role of a Sun orbited by electrons like planets. But the nucleus is incredibly tiny compared with the orbits of the electrons. Tom Stoppard, the playwright, had the best image. He said, if the nucleus is like the altar of St Paul's cathedral, an electron is like a moth in the cathedral, one moment by the altar, the next by the dome. Imagine squeezing all the space out of an atom. Well, if you did that to all the atoms in all the people in the world, you could indeed fit the entire human race in the volume of a sugar cube.
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  15. 12-31-2009, 12:47 PM #340
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johns View Post
    Well, if you did that to all the atoms in all the people in the world, you could indeed fit the entire human race in the volume of a sugar cube.

    Would it still be sweet?
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  16. 12-31-2009, 02:32 PM #341
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezz View Post
    Would it still be sweet?
    It would depend on whose atoms we were using, but I'd prefer a drop of honey.
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  17. 01-19-2010, 12:28 PM #342
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    Is synthetic oil really oil?
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  18. 01-19-2010, 05:13 PM #343
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    Why don't they make synthetic gasoline?
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  19. 01-19-2010, 05:41 PM #344
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezz View Post
    Is synthetic oil really oil?
    No, but it's really oily!
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  20. 01-19-2010, 05:59 PM #345
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    How slick is it?
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  21. 01-19-2010, 06:02 PM #346
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezz View Post
    How slick is it?
    Slickery slick!
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  22. 01-28-2010, 07:14 AM #347
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    Are you a Perky Jerk?

    Are you a Perky Jerk?

    I may be?

    http://www.perkyjerky.com/home.php
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  23. 01-28-2010, 10:00 AM #348
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  24. 01-28-2010, 10:31 AM #349
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    "Performance enhancing meat snack."

    Heh heh heh. Hu hu. Heh heh heh.

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