So, as the patient is filling out his or her medical history form and comes over to you and says, "Now, when you mean relatives, that include my husband (and or wife)".

"Well, Mrs......(or Mr.......) unless your from West Virginia, Alabama, a member of the British Royal Family or a Kennedy, I doubt that your husband (and or wife) is related to YOU!

OK, so the old broad didn't think it was funny. Turned out she was Tallahassee (close enough to Alabama for me).:bbg: