We've all taken a polish shower once in our lives, but I don't understand the concept of clean smelling people that make themselve want to smell like.....obsession, or heat, or whatever. I mean really, what does obsession smell like? I do happen to know what apples smell like, so if you want to reak of something, how bout an apple, not estee lauder pleasures.

Of course the only time these rules do not apply, is if you come in smelling like cat pee. Then all bets are off.