I'm fairly certain after dispensing these little beauties, that all the blue light will sear into his brain, riding that pervasive government carrier wave, cause both retinas to spontaneously burst into flame, and quite possibly induce scurvy and/or syphilis! That is all, of course, in addition to the obvious shifting of the earth's axis melting the ice caps and causing global devastation, the imminent random asteroid impacts, and the fifteen or so black holes now orbiting towards the solar system to consume us all.
Sorry guys. But he really wanted BLUE lenses! So dats what he gots!
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