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    The fitness patient

    One of my all time favorites "cough cough"
    Hello my frame is broken

    No ma'am, it's just a loose screw, I can fix it, anything else I need to do to them

    No

    Here you go

    Thanks, I never liked the nose pads, can we change them

    Sure, be right back, anything else? are the loose, tight, anything.

    No just the pads

    Hear you go

    Can we change the temple tips, they never seemed comfortable

    Sure thing, I can do anything else that needs to be done while I'm back there

    No, that should be it

    Hear you go, feel better?

    Yea, but they never really stayed on my face, can that be fixed.

    Ok, is that it, are there any other issues I can attend to while I am in the lab

    Nope

    Here, feel better?

    Yes, but my vision has not been good since I got the glasses, can you check on that.

    Sure, how long ago did you get them and your date of birth?

    Oh, I don't get my exams or glasses here, I am just visiting a friend

    Well have a nice day

    So you can't fix my RX and help me see better?


    "I need a drink!!!!"
    Roy W. Jackson, Sr. ABOC

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    Well you did say you could fix a screw that was loose.

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    Sometimes I'd like to just say "Might I recommend a brain transplant?" Cause that's the only way to solve some peoples' problems.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Fester View Post
    Well you did say you could fix a screw that was loose.
    Roy W. Jackson, Sr. ABOC

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Fester View Post
    Well you did say you could fix a screw that was loose.

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