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You have to picture John Cleese delivering this:
> >>Axis of Evil Wannabees
> >>
> >>by John Cleese
> >>
> >>Bitter after being snubbed for membership in the "Axis of Evil,"
> >>Libya, China and Syria today announced that they had formed the
> >>"Axis of Just as Evil," which they said could be more evil than that
> >>stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush warned of in his
> >>State of the Union address.
> >>
> >>Axis of Evil members, however, immediately dismissed the new Axis as
> >>having, for starters, a really dumb name.
> >>
> >>"Right. They are just as evil . . . in their dreams!" declared North
> >>Korean leader Kim Jong-Il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils . .
> >>. best at being evil. . . we're the best."
> >>
> >>Diplomats from Syria denied they were jealous over being excluded,
> >>although they conceded they did ask if they could join the Axis of
> >>Evil. "They told us it was full," said Syrian President Bashar
> >>al-Assad. "An axis can't have more than three countries," explained
> >>Iraqi
President
> >>Saddam Hussein.
> >>
> >>"This is not my rule, it's tradition. In World War II you had
> >>Germany, Italy, and Japan in the evil Axis. So, you can only have
> >>three, and a secret handshake. Ours is wickedly cool."
> >>
> >>International reaction to Bush's Axis of Evil declaration was swift,
> >>as within minutes, France surrendered. Elsewhere, peer-conscious
> >>nations rushed to gain triumvirate status in what has become a game
> >>of geopolitical chairs. Cuba, Sudan and Serbia announced that they
> >>had formed the "Axis of Somewhat Evil," forcing Somalia to join with
> >>Uganda and Myanmar in the "Axis of Occasionally Evil," while
> >>Bulgaria,
Indonesia
> >>and Russia established the "Axis of Not So Much Evil Really as Just
> >>Generally Disagreeable."
> >>
> >>With the criteria suddenly expanded and all the desirable clubs
> >>filling up, Sierra Leone, El Salvador, and Rwanda applied to be
> >>called
the
> >>"Axis of Countries That Aren't the Worst But Certainly Won't Be
> >>Asked to Host the Olympics".
> >>
> >>Canada, Mexico and Australia formed the "Axis of Nations That Are
> >>Actually Quite Nice But Secretly Have Some Nasty Thoughts About
America,"
> >>while Scotland, New Zealand and Spain established the "Axis of
> >>Countries That Want Sheep to Wear Lipstick." "That's not a threat,
> >>really, just something we like to do," said Scottish Executive First
> >>Minister Jack McConnell.
> >>
> >>While wondering if the other nations of the world weren't perhaps
> >>making fun of him, a cautious Bush granted approval for most axes,
> >>although he rejected the establishment of the "Axis of Countries
> >>Whose Names End in 'Guay," accusing one of its members of filing a
> >>false application. Officials from Paraguay, Uruguay, and Chadguay
> >>denied the charges.
> >>
> >>Israel, meanwhile, insisted it didn't want to join any Axis, but
> >>privately world leaders said that's only because no one asked them.
>
>
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