They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.
The fairest thing in nature, a flower, still has its roots in earth and manure.
To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world.
Anon
Thought this one sounded familiar:
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“To the world you may be one person; but to one person you may be the world.”
― Dr. Seuss
Also a Brad Paisley song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93niv-kijAY
No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other.
Hope is a good breakfast but a bad supper.
To talk without thinking is to shoot without aiming.
Flowers are restful to look at. They have neither emotions nor conflicts.
Opinion is the main thing which does harm or good in the world. It is our false opinions that ruin us.
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are difficult.
Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards. If you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.
Ronald Reagan
A good conversationalist is not one who remembers what was said, but says what someone wants to remember.
Is he alone who has courage on his right hand and faith on his left hand?
If you want a wise answer, ask a reasonable question.
In youth one has tears without grief, in old age grief without tears.
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being.
If you were graduated yesterday, and have learned nothing today, you will be uneducated tomorrow.
We may not always get what we want, but surely we will get what we deserve.
Have the courage to be ignorant of a great number of things, in order to avoid the calamity of being ignorant of everything.
He that has one eye is a prince among those that have none.
The doctrine of human equality reposes on this: that there is no man really clever who has not found that he is stupid.
The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research.
Anon
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