I need a drink.

**ak47** · 07-19-2016, 04:58 PM

I have been chewed out and my eye is twitching.

**pknsbeans** · 07-19-2016, 05:19 PM

Originally Posted by ak47

I have been chewed out and my eye is twitching.

No surprise. Check the lunar calendar.

**Paul Smith LDO** · 07-19-2016, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by pknsbeans

No surprise. Check the lunar calendar.

Yep, Harvest Hubba Bubba.

iD · 07-19-2016, 06:51 PM

and I just got alot of compliments. Yin and Yang.

**uncut** · 07-19-2016, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by ak47

I have been chewed out and my eye is twitching.

A full moon and all, requires a cold compress be applied.

I find that Chivas on the rocks in an octagonal glass held over the eyebrow down to the cheek zone is usually successful for quelling both symptoms. Repeat as necessary to achieve oblivion.

**obxeyeguy** · 07-19-2016, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by ak47

I have been chewed out and my eye is twitching.

Right about the 10 years in the field?

**Lelarep** · 07-20-2016, 02:26 AM

Valium

**Lab Insight** · 07-20-2016, 06:30 AM

Originally Posted by ak47

I have been chewed out and my eye is twitching.

The world has become saturated with genetic mutants fueled by social media as their platform in which they know everything and gives them the right to dump on anybody they feel deemed a favorable target. Nothing thick skin and a professional rebuttal can't handle.

**mervinek** · 07-20-2016, 08:12 AM

i just had the grumpiest old lady that very loudly yelled at me that she needs "large frames...and I'm going to go to the bathroom...watch my purse so no one steals it!" Um ok... I've been promoted to purse watcher

**Uncle Fester** · 07-20-2016, 08:24 AM

Originally Posted by mervinek

i just had the grumpiest old lady that very loudly yelled at me that she needs "large frames...and I'm going to go to the bathroom...watch my purse so no one steals it!" Um ok... I've been promoted to purse watcher

I'd have been very much tempted to tell her to please take it with her. If she refused I'd want to again calmly and politely ask her if we can go over what's in her purse so we can be sure everything is there when she comes out. You never know when someone is off (or needs) their meds!!!

**Tallboy** · 07-20-2016, 08:53 AM

Originally Posted by Uncle Fester

I'd have been very much tempted to tell her to please take it with her. If she refused I'd want to again calmly and politely ask her if we can go over what's in her purse so we can be sure everything is there when she comes out. You never know when someone is off (or needs) their meds!!!

This is so smart and probably something I would never have done. You sir sound like a man who has had unhinged wrath poured upon him on more than one occasion.

**mervinek** · 07-20-2016, 09:06 AM

Originally Posted by Uncle Fester

I'd have been very much tempted to tell her to please take it with her. If she refused I'd want to again calmly and politely ask her if we can go over what's in her purse so we can be sure everything is there when she comes out. You never know when someone is off (or needs) their meds!!!

OMG That lady was actually so grumpy it was funny. (She was also almost 100 yrs old) The girl at the front desk nearly fell off her chair from laughing. It was all I could do to not laugh, so there was no way I was going to do that. Fortunately she caught me at a slow time and no one else was in optical. Those are the grumpy people I really don't mind too much. They're grumpy with the whole world. It's the younger ones that decide they are going to scream and abuse you for reasons beyond your control (like insurance or Rx issue that needs to be addressed by dr.)