Wisdom To Start The Day ...........................

[Chris Ryser]

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

Rodney Dangerfield

[Chris Ryser]

If you have the same ideas as everybody else but have them one week earlier than everyone else then you will be hailed as a visionary. But if you have them five years earlier you will be named a lunatic.

Barry Jones

[Chris Ryser]

Low self-esteem is like driving through life with your hand-break on.

Maxwell Maltz

[Chris Ryser]

Habits are safer than rules; you don't have to watch them. And you don't have to keep them either. They keep you.

Frank Crane, Essays

[Chris Ryser]

Some people entertain ideas; others put them to work.

Source Unknown

[Chris Ryser]

He who undertakes to be his own teacher has a fool for a pupil.

Proverb

[Chris Ryser]

My father taught me that the only way you can make good at anything is to practice, and then practice some more.

Pete Rose

[Chris Ryser]

Without ambition one starts nothing. Without work one finishes nothing. The prize will not be sent to you. You have to win it. The man who knows how will always have a job. The man who also knows why will always be his boss.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Chris Ryser]

It takes courage to attempt the impossible. What would we think of Moses today if when it was time to part the red sea, he had said Why don't you guys go build a bridge?

Source Unknown

[Chris Ryser]

We accomplish things by directing our desires, not by ignoring them.

Source Unknown

[Chris Ryser]

There is no future in any job. The future lies in the man who holds the job.

George W. Crane

[Chris Ryser]

All speech, written or spoken, is a dead language, until it finds a willing and prepared hearer.

Robert Louis Stevenson

[Chris Ryser]

The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket.

Kin Hubbard

[Chris Ryser]

Every man in the world is better than someone else and not as good someone else.

William Saroyan

[Chris Ryser]

The public do not know enough to be experts, but know enough to decide between them.

Samuel Butler

[Chris Ryser]

Trust men and they will be true to you; treat them greatly and they will show themselves great.

Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Chris Ryser]

You don't always get what you ask for, but you never get what you don't ask for... unless it's contagious!

Franklyn Broude

[Chris Ryser]

Civilization is not by any means an easy thing to attain to. There are only two ways by which man can reach it. One is by being cultured, the other by being corrupt.

Oscar Wilde

[Chris Ryser]

Wise men are instructed in reason;
Men of less understanding by experience;
The most unknowing learn by necessity.
Wise men do in the beginning what fools do in the end.

Source Unknown

[Chris Ryser]

The man who gives up accomplishes nothing and is only a hindrance. The man who does not give up can move mountains.

Ernest Hello

[Chris Ryser]

The bridges that you cross before you come to them are over rivers that aren't there.

Gene Brown

[Chris Ryser]

Remember, a chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up.

Brigham Young

[Chris Ryser]

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as judge in the field of truth and knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Gods.

Albert Einstein

[Chris Ryser]

Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.

Dave Barry

[Chris Ryser]

When a sinister person means to be your enemy, they always start by trying to become your friend.

William Blake