Monday Morning

**mervinek** · 09-05-2016, 05:48 PM

That's just sad.

**IC-UC** · 09-05-2016, 07:43 PM

Originally Posted by smallworld

Oh Monday mornings...

Today one of my older gentleman patients came in to order glasses, since he lost his from four months ago. I quoted him a price and he said he had $100 in his car. Five minutes later he comes back. He says," Do you know Frank Sinatra?" He than proceeds to stand six inches from me and sing:

"You make me feel so young
You make me feel so spring has sprung
And every time I see you grin
I'm such a happy individual"

As a female I wasn't sure of the proper response so I quipped "I didn't know you were such a great singer! Lets take you up front to check out and pay."

He responds "I don't have any money."

had me in stitches this one.........hehehehe

**mervinek** · 09-06-2016, 08:28 AM

It may be Tuesday, but it sure does feel like a Monday. I wasn't even here an hour and I had 4 orders, 4 phone calls, 1 repair and 1 lady rip me a new one because she's having a problem with her new RX... (She had a super huge change... around 2 diopters change on sphere, another 3 change in cyl throwing in prism and a slab...Doctor warned her it would take a while). OMG.... someone bring me some chocolate stat!!!

**smallworld** · 09-06-2016, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by mervinek

It may be Tuesday, but it sure does feel like a Monday. I wasn't even here an hour and I had 4 orders, 4 phone calls, 1 repair and 1 lady rip me a new one because she's having a problem with her new RX... (She had a super huge change... around 2 diopters change on sphere, another 3 change in cyl throwing in prism and a slab...Doctor warned her it would take a while). OMG.... someone bring me some chocolate stat!!!

Sometimes the whole week feels like a Monday!