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    Crier More Cracker Jokes...

    Why can't cars play football (the round one..)


    [spoiler2=Answer] They only have one boot[/spoiler2]

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    What did the duck say when it had finished shopping

    [spoiler2=Answer] Put it on my bill[/spoiler2]

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    Where do snooker players go for a drink...

    [spoiler2=Answer] Potter's bar[/spoiler2]

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    Wink Nice boy.....

    What would happen if everyone had a pink car....

    [spoiler2=Answer] We'd be a Pink Car Nation[/spoiler2]

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    Idea Tweet roar...

    What do you get if you cross a canary with a lion....

    [spoiler2=Answer] I dont know but you had better listen when it sings...[/spoiler2]

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