Funny SPAM e-mail I received this morning

[MikeAurelius]

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If you're like most people, when life gets a little blurry you go get an eye exam?

And if you're told to?willingly exchange your trust and money for glasses or contacts, right?

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[rbaker]

Can this be the return of the Bates Method or Krill Oil or whatever Pixie Dust the snake oil salesmen have come up with to skim the great unwashed from their cash? I think that it was John Ringling or possibly WC Fields who said "there is a sucker born every minute."

[Uncle Fester]

I'm guessing it could be a reincarnation of the See Clearly method. Remember Maryette Hartly(?) pitching it on TV? A bunch of states AG's offices put them out of business but as I understand it, not before they made millions.

Or is that Bates Dick???

[rbaker]

The original Bates of times past has evolved into many different programs. Cripes, if I thought I could make a buck I would be selling the Doctor Dickie Dial-A Vision Method. Cures poor vision and Hepatitis C.

[fjpod]

WOW. I didn't know all this. Thanks, dear God, for the internet.

[rbaker]

I did have some pinhole glasses in their original packaging from back in the 1920"s that promised to improve ones vision if worn but a few hours a day and were accompanied by following an eye exercise regime. I will paw through my museum of optical minutiae and see if I can find them. If the patent has expired I may start marketing them.

[icmor]

I guess I don't need hearing aids either!