Well....Friday I spent half of our 2015 advertising budget on this:

[BP3]

I am not a body builder, but it looks like I could bench press that thing. And that is not saying much

[Johns]

I am not a body builder, but it looks like I could bench press that thing. And that is not saying much

gg

It's got a 5 star crash rating, which is better than some cars I've driven. If it's not too heavy, I might be able to put it up in my barn loft at night!