Truth in advertising and Oakley

[chaoticneutral]

Do we EVER say NEVER ever?! This will NEVER wear out NEVER?! NEVER EVER! Oh Oakley, I try to love you but you keep lying to me. I don't think we can be together any more. It's not you.......well.....yes...it's you.

[edKENdance]

That's because the rivets will.

[chaoticneutral]

it simply cannot be. Impermanence is one of the essential doctrines or three marks of existence in Buddhism. The term expresses the Buddhist notion that all of conditioned existence, without exception, is transient, or in a constant state of flux. Oakley is no exception.

[TLG]

I've owned 2 Oakley metal frames. Nothing on either will EVER wear out because they both hold the distinction of being the most uncomfortable eyewear I've ever worn. They live in "the drawer".

[ak47]

Even in the drawer, they WILL break EVENTUALLY. hocus pocus stuff !