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  1. 11-30-2002, 04:55 AM #51
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    Blue Jumper Wisdom To Start The Day............................

    Practise safe eating...............................






    always use condiments.




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  2. 12-01-2002, 07:28 AM #52
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    Redhot Jumper Wisdom To Star The Day......................................

    Age doesn't always bring wisdom....................................








    Sometimes age comes alone



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  3. 12-02-2002, 04:05 AM #53
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    Blue Jumper Wisdom to start the day.................................................

    Conscience is what hurts when everything else feel so good.









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    old chinese proverb upated for the internet:

    Better to lurk and be thought a nerd than to post and remove all doubt!

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  5. 12-03-2002, 03:32 AM #55
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    Redhot Jumper Wisdom To Start The Day..............................

    Dijon vu..........................................................






    the same mustard as before.


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    Blue Jumper Wisdom To Start The Day............................................

    I am a nutritional overachiever............................


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    Redhot Jumper Wisdom To Start The Day..................................

    I am having an out of money expierience.



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    What's the difference between a brown-noser and an a**kisser?





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    Redhot Jumper Wisdom To Start The Day................................

    Always eat the apple when ripe...........................










    or it will rot.



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    what's brown and sticky?











    a stick.
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    Blue Jumper Wisdom To Start the Day..............................

    When critizised....................................





    why me,,,,,,,and not the others



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    Blue Jumper Wisdom To Start the Day.............................

    A computer is almost human...............................




    except that it does not blame its mistakes on another computer.




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    Computers cannot err, to err is human....


    Yet windowzz say windows hase caused a error in xxxxx
    Thus windowzz must be human.....
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    Redhot Jumper Wisdom To Start the Day...............................

    A Commitee is a group of people who individually can do nothing..................................






    but as a group decide that nothing can be done.




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    Redhot Jumper Wisdom To Start The Day.................................

    A closed mind is a good thing to loose






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    Blue Jumper Wisdom To Start The Day........................................

    A Father said to his son, "When Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace." .................





    The son replied,................."When Lincoln was your age, he was President."



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    Crier

    When feeling sick dont bother going to work...

    The pain ain't worth the gain...:finger:
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    Blue Jumper Wisdom To Start The Day...............................

    A fine is a tax for doing wrong...................................





    A tax is a fine for doing well.






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    Blue Jumper Wisdom To Start The Day......................................

    Even a mosquito doesn't get a slap on the back.............







    until he starts to work.



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    if you ask a question and dont hear an answer, expect an answer you dont like to hear.
    curiosity killed the cat...well, in that case i should be dead soon
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    Why do hot dogs come in packs of 10 and hot dog buns in packs of 8???
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    Redhot Jumper Wisdom To Start The Day.......................................

    A bus is a vehicule that runs twice as fast......................

    when you are after it...................

    as when you are in it.




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    Smilie The highway of Life

    The highway of Life is littered with squirrels
    who couldn't make up their minds.
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