Still getting surprised after 18 years....

[optilady1]

So, yesterday was taking measurements for a patient, and not sure how many of you know we do pictures for the accufit system at the LC. So as I go through my thing about 'we're gonna take your picture now' my patient, with the straightest face ever, says,

Oh, do you want me to take my clothes off?

Just another wonderful day in the LC neighborhood.

[Fezz]

So..................don't leave us hanging...did the clothes come off or not?


***GAG***

[MikeAurelius]

Could have been worse - you could have been down in South Florida where two people scattered the ashes of a former LC employee inside the store.

[optilady1]

That's pretty gross. :) a sad. I wouldn't want to spend eternity here.

[optilady1]

So..................don't leave us hanging...did the clothes come off or not?


***GAG***

i told him to keep his clothes on Miley Cyrus.

[MikeAurelius]

That's pretty gross. :) a sad. I wouldn't want to spend eternity here.

Yup. They shut down that portion of the mall and called in a HazMat team to determine what the substance was.

[MikeAurelius]

http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013...Eob6g.facebook

[kat]

Funny!

[Johns]

So..................don't leave us hanging...did the clothes come off or not?


***GAG***

The customer's or optilady? I'm getting confused!

[Johns]

I'm sorry, there are just too many details missing here...

-Male or Female?
-How exactly are they related to you?
-Were they picking out glasses, or just there for the photos?
-Didn't they like the photos you took of them last time?
-Are they used to ordering their glasses online, and that's why they wanted to get nekid?
-How many photos did you end up taking?