Major troubles....

**John R** · 10-02-2002, 12:16 PM

Ok we understand that one of our old PM's is making a after dinner speach in Dallas tonite... Any one going coz if you are ask him what its like to have egg on ya face.....

Also on another point we had one of your ex's you know the one who loved sex with monica.... over here in Blackpool for the labour fun week....Spouting all sorts of war mongering talk.....

**optispares** · 10-02-2002, 01:33 PM

:bbg: nothing wrong with having a curry in bed:bbg: must be a
Major decision about when to have a curry.:p

**shanbaum** · 10-02-2002, 01:42 PM

As the esteemed Mr. Tinson once observed, "I don't object to politicians having affairs. I object to their having affairs with such unattractive women."

**John R** · 10-02-2002, 01:53 PM

shanbaum said:
I object to their having affairs with such unattractive women."

Take a look at Ed Curry and Mrs Major next to each other..Very much the same, not to my taste but then again i dont like curries....

**optispares** · 10-02-2002, 01:59 PM

Take a look at Ed Curry and Mrs Major next to each other..Very much the same, not to my taste but then again i dont like curries....

but at least it was a woman!!:p unlike some in that new labour lot who seem to prefer each other.:finger:

**shanbaum** · 10-02-2002, 02:03 PM

optispares said:
but at least it was a woman!

Agreed. An ugly guy would've been even more objectionable, especially for a Tory.

**Pete Hanlin** · 10-03-2002, 07:12 AM

you know the one who loved sex with monica....
Now, now... he never really had sex with Ms. Lewinsky (well, let me rephrase- no one can prove he had what would constitute "sexual relations" by Mr. Clinton's rather precise and selective definition of that term).

"I don't object to politicians having affairs. I object to their having affairs with such unattractive women."
Yes, regardless of one's opinion of JFK, you have to admit he had somewhat better taste in women! I mean, if I'm the most powerful man in the free world, I think I would be just slightly more selective... Then again, its kind of a Catch 22, cause you can't exactly go down to the corner pub and use the line "How'd you like to join the Mile High Club on Air Force One?"
:D

**John R** · 10-03-2002, 12:43 PM

Pete Hanlin said:
Then again, its kind of a Catch 22, cause you can't exactly go down to the corner pub and use the line "How'd you like to join the Mile High Club on Air Force One?"
:D

Maybe not but you would have no trouble sending some member of staff down with a list........
Come to think of it, if you do all the hiring, you aint got a problem.....

**optispares** · 10-03-2002, 01:00 PM

I'm monica fly me....

shouldn't that be i'm monica try me (oops thats blown it)

**hcjilson** · 10-03-2002, 08:42 PM

That all depends on how you define ..TRY!:D
hj

**Pete Hanlin** · 10-04-2002, 07:39 AM

Kinda gives "Fly the friendly skies" a whole new meaning! ;)

I think the whole Monica thing should have alerted the American public to another horrifying proposition. Namely, I think it should have been blatantly obvious that Bill must have had a drinking problem while in office as well. I mean, if Monica isn't a case of beer googles, one of us needs to get a hold of him and get him a good pair of glasses!!!

If I were President (and weren't so happily married), the first words into my intercom would be...
"Ms. Smithers, could you please invite Elizabeth Hurley, Thandie Newton, the blonde secretary babe from Ally McBeal, and the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders to the house next weekend for a symposium on hairspray and its potential hazards to the environment? Oh, and give the Secret Service fellas the weekend off next week."
:D