Upon arriving at work this morning I ....
The Never Ending Optical Story (a story with many authors, you get the idea)
Upon arriving at work this morning I ....
spilled hot coffee down my pants and...
turned on the computer to an Optiboard thread headline that piqued my curiosity.
Suddenly I looked up, and in walked
Christopher Lambert, and he had a sword in his hand. "There can be..."
"only one way to rock!" -as Van Halen played...
Wesley S. Scott, MBA, MIS, ABOM, NCLE-AC, LDO - SC & GA
“As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it.” -Albert Einstein
in the Hemisfair arena as I pondered its radius of curvature and then...
Wesley S. Scott, MBA, MIS, ABOM, NCLE-AC, LDO - SC & GA
“As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it.” -Albert Einstein
now if only I could remember why I am here and where i am
said Juston Bieber the ...
the musical superstar and closet eyewear junkie. Oh yeah I remember now I...
fit Justine with a dozen different Jimmy Crystal frames that...
Wesley S. Scott, MBA, MIS, ABOM, NCLE-AC, LDO - SC & GA
“As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it.” -Albert Einstein
...reminded him that he really preferred male companionship when..
Taylor Swift stopped by and said she really needs new material and...
Wesley S. Scott, MBA, MIS, ABOM, NCLE-AC, LDO - SC & GA
“As our circle of knowledge expands, so does the circumference of darkness surrounding it.” -Albert Einstein
..revealed that she was really a guy in drag and that she/he and Justin should...
star in annoying sitcom on NBC. WOW I should have refilled my coffee cup and had some... It was already a strange enough morning when a gecko with an Australian accent walked in.
"gday!",he said. "I'm your new Essilor rep".
and he wondered out loud, is this going to be a short story or the great American novel?
Sadly for the reptilian Essilor rep, it was a sunny day and a pre-cataract surgery Granny that wasn't wearing her polarized sunglasses came tearing into the parking lot. As the the little green Essilor rep walked out to his vehicle to grab some Experio POP from the trunk, he was unceremoniously clipped by Granny and promply lost his tail.
"Strictly speaking, there are no enlightened beings; only enlightened activity." -Shunryu Suzuki
But the tail grew back after a few weeks, and he left optical for...
Lost and confused in an optical wonderland!
an acting job, mostly commercials. I hear he has a lot of retakes because he giggles so much....but he met Elton John and told him to come by for some glasses..I could NOT believe it when Elton told me"
"He's not a Brit!"
He's really a Twit!
I came, I saw, I left
Once it was known that he was of the twit people, all Optician's forgave him. After that he fit Elton John with 15 new styles of glasses.
I came, I saw, I left
That was back in the 70's and everyone wanted those dark blue/pink double-gradient tinted glasses....
that made us look so great at Club 54.
I came, I saw, I left
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