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Thread: The Never Ending Optical Story (a story with many authors, you get the idea)

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    Red Navel who got his name from constantly exposing his beer belly at the heat temper unit. Unbeknownst to Mike, the doctor had secretly been mixing poly swarf in with Mike's drink. Mike started having uncontrollable thoughts like..."Maybe glass doesn't rule".....Maybe, just maybe he was starting to like polymer drool. He started to develop a hunger for monomer. But Envy Optical had none. "Dang, darn, double dang!" He yelled, "My kingdom for just one Spectralite lens! I know, I'll call......"

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    drk...

    "Yello. You have reached the offices of drk. There is no one here to answer your call because it's 4 AM."

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    Hanging up the phone, Mike next call fjpod. He tried to explain to the Dr. the strange thoughts entering his head. He knew he made a mistake when fjpod said " Hey look! Mikey likes it!" Desperate for a fix, he started mixing ADC with IPP. But in his haste he let the IPP get too hot. An explosion ensued! It could be heard all across Minnesota. Nurse Jacqui, hearing the explosion rushed right over forgetting to put on her....

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    her favorite WhatsamattaU t-shirt. Luckily she had on her Rocket J Squirrle Goggles that provided her with..
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