Oh yeah...now where was I?...justin,taylor,gecko,elton...now I remember... I NEEDED MORE COFFEE! IT was starting out to be a strange day and the dreaded Mrs Smith was soon to arrive.
Oh yeah...now where was I?...justin,taylor,gecko,elton...now I remember... I NEEDED MORE COFFEE! IT was starting out to be a strange day and the dreaded Mrs Smith was soon to arrive.
Just as I finished my coffee, Mrs.Smith came walking in. I had her glasses ready, but she wanted more from me than just my goods. She wanted me to take her out to.......
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the beach to try her new polorized sunglasses and to show off her new bathing suit of which she should not ever wear anywhere much less in public
say some. Fester however let out a wolf whistle at the sight of such a comely rubenesque beauty and complimented her on her sunwear choice.
Then he noticed what appeared to be zombies shuffling up and over the dunes towards them...
Fester shouted, "Quick, what can we possibly use to "McGuyver" a sling-shot to fend off theses zombies"??!!!
"A lid crutch and some semi-finished high minus CR-39 blanks should do the trick!" said his rubenesque partner in crime.
"what i need is a strong drink and a peer group." ... Douglas Adams - Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy
Gallantly removing his mankini he blushed and mumbled an apology that the water he just left was very, very cold.
At his command she lay down on her back legs pointed skyward as he hitched the shoulder straps around her feet and loaded up the
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brains....brains....brains....
Hear are the Brains, yelled the scarecrow. Let me just stuff them back into the...
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....Mankini so Fester won't be embarrassed at his shrinkage.
That must have been some real cold water...
Fester on a hunch grabbed the sunglasses from wet anxious face of the women as the waves began to crash ever closer. The tension was palpable as he loaded them into the makeshift slingshot and fired a literal bulls-eye at the lead zombie who immediately dropped his arms as he could now see! They turned as one to find the nearest
Starbucks. But alas, it was closed! Accross the street was a Dunkin Donuts, they had never tried it as a group, but thought, donuts, coffee, hmmmm, that sounds great! As the mob worked it's way across the street, a speeding gaggle of geese swooped out of the sky and.....
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....plucked Uncle Fester up by the backside of his manikini and carried him off into the the wild blue yonder. The rest of the crowd was mesmorized by the fantastic sight and stood there staring, slack-jawed as the sound of Fester struggling and screaming from the sky faded in the distance. Some said they could hear something about a massive wedgie but no one could really be sure. Fester had no idea what was in store for him as his abductors spirited him away.....
"Strictly speaking, there are no enlightened beings; only enlightened activity." -Shunryu Suzuki
In light of his current predicament and altitude, Fester wished that he had worn his Rayban aviators that day. "Oh well",he thought to himself, "I'll just have to make do with the pair of...."
Gargoyles. But as news of the Red Wedding spread throughout the land...
everyone was excited but said, "What IS a Red Wedding???!!!!"
One of the zombies piped up "It's from Game of Thrones, silly rabbit! Half the Stark family was slaughtered!" As the rest of the zombies glared at her, she apologized for spoiling the plot but grumbled that if they had read the books, they would have known what was going to happen. Then an arrow hit her in the forehead and Daryl yelled "Take that, you damned spoiler!"
he reminded everyone that this an an optical never ending story so...
but was reminded that he was the one that brought the zombies into the story. Still, he thought to himself, zombies do exist in the optical field, usually employed at
all Glass lens manufaturers. (Sorry Mike, you set it up) The lead had been leaching into their branis for decades, creating a new verwion of Lab.....
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envy. (Sorry kat, you set it up)
Yes, Lab Envy Optical was a state of the art glass manufacturing facility. It had everything, except,... "Fester"! Mike yelled out. "Where in the H-E double hockey sticks did you put the lens stretcher?" "You did use it to stretch your...."
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"Mankini?"
Drat that man anyway he mumbled to himself and wiped the drool from his lip. Ever since his exposure to...
the hallucingenic's (sic) of all the glass lens swarf that he had been drinking for years. All of the things he was seeing floating in front of his eyes, were the really there? The colors and patterns were as vibrant as a frame that had been inlaid and as pretty a the cutiest little puppy he had ever seen. As the colors started wearing off and the flashes started happening he realized that this was not from swarf but the evil doings of Dr................
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