One of our patients just asked my who I recommend to buy her glasses from.

I was a little surprised, since I'm surrounded by about 700 frames. Thinking she maybe lived far away and didn't want to purchase from us, I asked where she lived, and she said here in town. After telling her we sell glasses here (if it wasn't already obviously clear), she asked again who I recommend. I think the only sound for a minute was the blink blink of my eyes.

I think I need turkey and vodka, and not in that order!