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  1. 10-03-2011, 02:03 PM #1
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    *shudder*

    Just had a patient suck on her finger rather sugestively and then follow it up with "Would you speak to me if you saw me wearing these glasses?"

    At least this time it was someone who wasn't a minor - or senior. Why do I always get these people?
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    Love is a duet, each voice complementing each other and making them sound better than they would alone, each voice at times stepping back and letting the other shine. We've got a pretty good duet going Tina.

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  2. 10-03-2011, 02:15 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by opticianbart View Post
    Just had a patient suck on her finger rather sugestively and then follow it up with "Would you speak to me if you saw me wearing these glasses?"
    I thought you wrote 'spank me'. That would complicate things a bit. The correct answer of course is yes.

    At least this time it was someone who wasn't a minor - or senior. Why do I always get these people?
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  3. 10-03-2011, 02:21 PM #3
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    I never get the hotties, but that is just gross.
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  4. 10-03-2011, 03:41 PM #4
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    Ah, HAHAHAHAHA!!! That's awesome. Had it been me being asked, my response (besides being speechless) would probably be not more than "Seriously?? Do you really want me to answer that?" Thanks so much for sharing. I needed a good laugh on a Monday.
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  5. 10-04-2011, 07:43 AM #5
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    My co-worker claims it's because I'm trying to grow a mustache, since the last time I got hit on apparently I had forgotten to shave that morning. Seems that facial hair is a chick magnet?

    Ladies, would you care to comment on this phenomenon?
    Bart Smith, continuing to be awesome since 1982 so that you don't have to.

    Love is a duet, each voice complementing each other and making them sound better than they would alone, each voice at times stepping back and letting the other shine. We've got a pretty good duet going Tina.

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  6. 10-04-2011, 08:19 AM #6
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    That's why Fezz has such good luck with the ladies. It's the goatee, man!

    I should add, though, that Fezz is a handsome guy. He's got that brooding unibrow, that brooding jawline, that brooding furrowed forehead...oh, wait! I said brooding... I meant brewing!
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  7. 10-04-2011, 08:30 AM #7
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    One needs such things infrequently to bolster the ego. Especially as one gets older. Just be happy that someone finds you attractive enough to give such suggestions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chip anderson View Post
    One needs such things infrequently to bolster the ego. Especially as one gets older. Just be happy that someone finds you attractive enough to give such suggestions.

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    Agreed.
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  9. 10-04-2011, 11:45 AM #9
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    I never get to see my husband with facial hair (blast you navy), but I've always been a sucker for Magnum PI, so that must be it.
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    Inquiring mindswannaknow........

    Quote Originally Posted by opticianbart View Post
    Just had a patient suck on her finger rather sugestively and then follow it up with "Would you speak to me if you saw me wearing these glasses?"

    At least this time it was someone who wasn't a minor - or senior. Why do I always get these people?
    So.........what was your answer?
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  11. 10-04-2011, 04:59 PM #11
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    And what was her uncorrected vision in those demo frames?
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    Was she trying to copy the ad for America's Best that's all over TV??
    I came, I saw, I left
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    Quote Originally Posted by uncut View Post
    So.........what was your answer?
    a somewhat hesitant "yes, we wouldn't have let you pick them if we thought they looked bad."
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    And what was her uncorrected vision in those demo frames?
    They weren't demos, we were dispensing.

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    Was she trying to copy the ad for America's Best that's all over TV??
    do I even want to know?
    Bart Smith, continuing to be awesome since 1982 so that you don't have to.

    Love is a duet, each voice complementing each other and making them sound better than they would alone, each voice at times stepping back and letting the other shine. We've got a pretty good duet going Tina.

    On April 28th, I'll be marrying my best friend. I can't wait!
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  14. 10-05-2011, 03:22 PM #14
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    There once was a hottie from Maryland
    Who's oral fixation she put on display in Nottingham

    After a come on to Bart
    Who tried to cover his start

    Thought he
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