The Smithsonian Museum of Dad-Trolling

[Steve Machol]

I want a museum like this:

http://xkcd.com/826/

[opticianbart]

I can't wait to have kids, I already answer my nephew's questions of "How does it work?" with "Magic, fueled by the tears of a thousand disillusioned star wars fans."

[Steve Machol]

Kids are fun. One of the best things about them is that they always feel guilty about something.

What I would do is randomly take one of the kids aside and tell him or her: "Okay, your brother (sister) told me everything. Do you want to tell me your side of the story?"

Then they would start in telling you all sorts of crimes and misdemeanors you would never have found out about otherwise. Those were fun times. :)

[Striderswife]

I love this!! My dad is basically a physics instructor (okay, he teaches aviation maintenance, but that's what it involves!!), so this kind of stuff is right up his alley. It was hard growing up with a dad with an engineer's mind. We all know what that means! 8^D