Ok1 How is this for dumb!

**Mikef** · 02-18-2002, 07:54 PM

This kind of stuff drives my wife nuts! I'll never stop!

**Joann Raytar** · 02-19-2002, 08:17 AM

Mikef,

I am not sure what Option 1 is supposed to be. From CT the quickest way to NY is by train.

**Mikef** · 02-19-2002, 01:08 PM

Jo,

It's just a really bad joke! Like what is the color of washington's white horse type of thing!

OR What is the difference between a Duck?
Ans: One of his leggs is both the same!

I know its dumb!

**Sean** · 02-19-2002, 06:27 PM

Glad you explained it because i was lost from the start. :shiner:

**MVEYES** · 02-20-2002, 08:59 PM

still

lost

:shiner: :hammer:

Jerry

**Mikef** · 02-20-2002, 09:43 PM

Jerry

That's the Idea!

Your not intended to get it!

That's what makes it dumb!

Mike:bbg:

**MVEYES** · 02-21-2002, 08:04 AM

Thanks, I know how dense I can be sometimes. We need these diversions.

:D :cheers: :bbg: Jerry

**Sean** · 02-21-2002, 05:37 PM

Ok,
So that must make me really dense. Since i was the first to get lost and stay that way. :hammer:

**Mikef** · 02-21-2002, 05:57 PM

I think we need a forum for just really dumb stuff and bad jokes!

Like:

Three guys walk into a bar! Which is really strange because you figure the first one would walk into the bar and the other two would have see him!

:bbg: :bbg: :bbg: :bbg: :bbg: :bbg:

**Sean** · 02-21-2002, 06:28 PM

LOL,
Have to be a qiuck thinker on that one.......would have took me a bit if it was first thing in the AM.:shiner:

**Mikef** · 02-21-2002, 07:09 PM

That's a Old Howie Mandel Joke! Circa 1987ish

**Sean** · 02-21-2002, 07:22 PM

Never heard it before.........i could never really get into Howie. But it still struck me funny! :bbg:

**Mikef** · 02-21-2002, 07:27 PM

Ok here is an old Optical Joke!

Change slightly

A sale rep walks into a butcher store. He sees a sign that says:
"OD brains 30 cents a lb. Opticians brains 50 cents a lb. and sales reps brains $400.00 per Lb.
Feeling proud he asks the butcher why the sales reps brains cost so much more!
The butcher replies: "Do know how many sales reps you have to kill to get a Pound of brains":D :bbg:

**Sean** · 02-21-2002, 07:35 PM

I'm not even going to touch that one............:)

**Mikef** · 02-21-2002, 07:38 PM

It's ok Sean I am a sales rep hence the change!

I heard that joke from a very well know OD. He used OD as the $400 Per lb.

**Sean** · 02-21-2002, 07:49 PM

MikeF
If ya don't mind me asking..........what part of New England are you from?

**Mikef** · 02-21-2002, 08:18 PM

I'm from Vermont! The Northest Kingdom side!(Real Vermont)
Where the Men are Men and the sheep are nervous!

But now live in just outside Boston in splended Metro West!

I'm am most likely your rep! and would love to come and tell you some more bad jokes!

**Mikef** · 02-21-2002, 08:29 PM

One of my favorites!

I always book my flights on a Monday and return on the previous Friday! That way I still have the weekend!

Steven Wright!

**Sean** · 02-21-2002, 08:42 PM

MikeF,
Love Vermont.........Maple Syrup and all. I go up from time to time(when ever i get the chance)to go snowmobiling . And to bring home the syrup & slab bacon. :) Been up 4 times this winter ......hope to do more......need more snow though. The V.A.S.T. snowmobile trails rock.

**Mikef** · 02-21-2002, 08:46 PM

I grew up in St. Johnsbury

You can ride the trails up there to Canada! It's great because you feel like your in the middle of nowhere! Wait You Are!

**Mikef** · 02-21-2002, 08:51 PM

Where do you stay in Vermont! What part!

**Sean** · 02-21-2002, 08:56 PM

No kidding!
That's why i have got into the habit of carrying a GPS with me. The maps are great.But on a couple of occasions i have found myself a little disoriented. I just get so overwhelmed with all of the countryside views i tend to lose track. Hence forth the GPS. :)

**Sean** · 02-21-2002, 09:03 PM

Usually between Ludlow and Rutland.
For the snowmobile trips i head north in a loop anywhere from 50mi to 80mi if not more. I use Okemo MTN as a way point.

**chip anderson** · 02-21-2002, 10:00 PM

Child to mother: " Mother why do you have those three gray hairs?
Mother to Child: "Everytime a little girl bothers me to distraction, I get a gray hair.
Child to mother: "You must have bothered grandmother a lot!"

:cheers: