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    Stick out tongue Pork, the other white meat!

    Eat pork, spice up your sex life: Argentina's Kirchner


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    BUENOS AIRES (AFP) – Eating pork is at least as effective as popping a Viagra pill to spice up your sex life, according to Argentine President Cristina Kirchner, who claims to have tested the theory.
    "Pork consumption improves sexual activity," Kirchner informed a surprised gathering of business people at a meeting at the presidential palace.
    "This is not a small detail," she said at the gathering to announce a reduction in the price of pork.
    "Besides, some nicely grilled pork is much more gratifying than taking Viagra."
    Kirchner said she ate some roasted pork over the weekend with her husband, former president Nestor Kirchner, at the couple's retreat in Argentina's bucolic southern Patagonia region, with "impressive" results.
    "We were in high spirits the whole weekend," she said, smiling.
    "I'm a pork fanatic," she added, "and I'm not saying this just to impress you, or for self-promotion."
    The head of the association of pork producers, Juan Uccelli, on Thursday backed up Kirchner's claims.
    He said that people in Denmark and Japan, where pork consumption is high, "have much more harmonious sexual lives than us Argentines have."
    Argentines however are the world's most voracious beef eaters, with an annual per capita consumption of between 68 and 73 kilos.
    President Kirchner has been the target of fierce criticism lately for seeking to remove the head of the Central Bank, Martin Redrado.




    PORKCHOPS FOR DINNAH!!! WOOT!
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    Hence the phrase, "Pork up!".

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    2nd sex post me thinks Jana need to get out more:cheers::bbg::D:cheers:

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    note to self: recent baby back rib consumption explains my renewed froggyness.....pick up more ribs tomorrow...




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    I can't look at the pig collection that I have in my bedroom the same way again
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    Quote Originally Posted by k12311997 View Post
    2nd sex post me thinks Jana need to get out more:cheers::bbg::D:cheers:
    Yeah...what's up with that? Sex in space....hog heaven...I don't know about this...
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    Too late....

    Miss Piggy had sex in space years ago! just can't remember who, or what it was with. :)

    Piggs......in.....Space.........!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FVCCHRIS View Post
    Miss Piggy had sex in space years ago! just can't remember who, or what it was with. :)

    Piggs......in.....Space.........!!
    Was it with the Swedish Chef?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln07m...om=PL&index=62

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    Next thing you know the big pharmaceutical companies will have a blue pork pill they'll sell you for $15.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DragonLensmanWV View Post
    Next thing you know the big pharmaceutical companies will have a blue pork pill they'll sell you for $15.
    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm pork chop pills.

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    Well...we've all used baseball analogies in our sex lives before.....first base, second base, etc.

    Would this be called an "inside the pork homerun?":hammer:

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    Quote Originally Posted by DragonLensmanWV View Post
    Next thing you know the big pharmaceutical companies will have a blue pork pill they'll sell you for $15.
    Pork: the other blue pill ;)
    ...Just ask me...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Night Train View Post
    Well...we've all used baseball analogies in our sex lives before.....first base, second base, etc.

    Would this be called an "inside the pork homerun?":hammer:
    be happy it wasn't a goat, we'd all have to work out jokes for "Easy out 'round the horn."
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