The Game of Things

**Strab** · 12-29-2009, 10:23 AM

Things you should not say to a police officer...

I'm a packing!
What's a driver's license?
You wanna race?
Do you have furry handcuffs?

**braheem24** · 12-29-2009, 10:37 AM

I'm not drunk, it's Nystagmus.

**k12311997** · 12-29-2009, 10:44 AM

do you know how late this is gonna make me?

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

What, you think I could do that sober.

**For-Life** · 12-29-2009, 10:50 AM

I have always had the ability to talk to people in a convincing way. I say things that others cannot get away with.

I remember when I was 18 we ran into a RIDE program (basically a check point set up where they question you if you have been drinking and driving). The officer asked me if I had anything to drink. I smiled and told him that I was 18 and it was illegal for an 18 year old to drink, so no. He smiled back and let me through.

Two weeks later, I had a friend do it. He got pulled over and was breathalyzed (of course, he had not been drinking, so it was not a problem).

**Fezz** · 12-29-2009, 10:54 AM

Get in....and hold this (hand open beverage container to Mr. Law Enforcer)!

:cheers::cheers::cheers:

**Fezz** · 12-29-2009, 10:55 AM

Originally Posted by For-Life

I have always had the ability to talk to people in a convincing way.

Really?

**k12311997** · 12-29-2009, 11:54 AM

Hmm, haven't seen that before.

oopps..

I'm sorry I can't fix stupid.

**Robert Martellaro** · 12-29-2009, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by Strab

Things you should not say to a police officer...

It's probably not a good idea to address the officer with "What the **** do you want mother****er!!"

Check out Chris Rock's "How not to get your *** kicked by the police."

**For-Life** · 12-29-2009, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by Fezz

Really?

What are you saying Fezz?

**Spexvet** · 12-29-2009, 02:18 PM

Sorry officer, I don't have any doughnuts.

**Spexvet** · 12-29-2009, 02:19 PM

Why don't you go chase the REAL criminals, instead of harassing me.

**Fezz** · 12-29-2009, 02:21 PM

DANCE!!!

(as you unload your carry piece imitating a bogus spaghetti western)

**optical24/7** · 12-29-2009, 05:16 PM

This happened to me once, honest! I was driving my drunken friend home. He had his head out the window and a pair of cops stoped us. While one questioned me, the other went to the passenger side and told my buddy, "Ok, let's see something with your name on it."

My friend's drunken reply was, " Got a pen and paper?"

The good officer did not appreciate the humor, but the one on my side busted a gut...

Thank God I was sober......

**jpways** · 12-29-2009, 10:27 PM

And here's a really tough question (at least for one of the patients from my office). You're driving home at night from your eye appointment, having been dilated, and get pulled over for speeding, because you forgot to look at your speedometer because of all the headlights. After you get the cop to believe that it you were in fact dilated and your enlarged pupils are not from some nefarious activities, the cop gives you a choice: either take the ticket or leave your car here and they'll give you a ride home.

I never did find out how much that ticket was.

**Night Train** · 01-03-2010, 11:33 AM

Officer: "Sir...Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?"
You: "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?":)

dwayne

Happy 2010 everyone!