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    just a little rant

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, your bra is not a purse - please stop putting things there - or at least don't pull things out in front of me.(especially when you intend to hand that something to me)
    and also your cleavage is not a pocket...wwwwhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, why do i have to see this almost every day?

    /rant off
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    Quote Originally Posted by opticianbart View Post
    why do i have to see this almost every day?

    Cause it wont fit in thier t-back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by braheem24 View Post
    Cause it wont fit in thier t-back.

    :idea:I guess it all depends on who it is and what is being pulled out.:idea:
    A lack of planning on your part DOES NOT constitute an emergency on mine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by opticianbart View Post
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, your bra is not a purse - please stop putting things there - or at least don't pull things out in front of me.(especially when you intend to hand that something to me)
    and also your cleavage is not a pocket...wwwwhyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, why do i have to see this almost every day?

    /rant off
    It's convenient. Sorry I offend you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Fester View Post
    It's convenient. Sorry I offend you.

    you better be an Aunt Fester
    Last edited by opticianbart; 08-21-2009 at 01:50 PM. Reason: spelling and I apparently don't mix
    Bart Smith, continuing to be awesome since 1982 so that you don't have to.

    Love is a duet, each voice complementing each other and making them sound better than they would alone, each voice at times stepping back and letting the other shine. We've got a pretty good duet going Tina.

    On April 28th, I'll be marrying my best friend. I can't wait!

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    I once had a lady use that "pocket" to swipe a frame from me! She took the frame right off her face and right into the "pocket"! And the frame disappeared!

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    you didn't dive in after the frame?
    Bart Smith, continuing to be awesome since 1982 so that you don't have to.

    Love is a duet, each voice complementing each other and making them sound better than they would alone, each voice at times stepping back and letting the other shine. We've got a pretty good duet going Tina.

    On April 28th, I'll be marrying my best friend. I can't wait!

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    The thought crossed my mind! I probably would have disappeared as well!

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    Quote Originally Posted by opticianbart View Post
    you better me an Aunt Fester
    Cherche la femme.:D

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    You know what I cannot stand?

    Men that have to scratch or "adjust" themselves in your presence right when they are grabbing their wallet or trying on frames.

    Just sayin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CME4SPECS View Post
    I once had a lady use that "pocket" to swipe a frame from me! She took the frame right off her face and right into the "pocket"! And the frame disappeared!
    Quote Originally Posted by CME4SPECS View Post
    The thought crossed my mind! I probably would have disappeared as well!
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    Cherche la femme.:D
    Quote Originally Posted by Jana Lewis View Post
    You know what I cannot stand?

    Men that have to scratch or "adjust" themselves in your presence right when they are grabbing their wallet or trying on frames.

    Just sayin.
    *shudder*

    creeeeeeepppyyyyy
    Bart Smith, continuing to be awesome since 1982 so that you don't have to.

    Love is a duet, each voice complementing each other and making them sound better than they would alone, each voice at times stepping back and letting the other shine. We've got a pretty good duet going Tina.

    On April 28th, I'll be marrying my best friend. I can't wait!

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    Quote Originally Posted by opticianbart View Post
    *shudder*

    creeeeeeepppyyyyy
    Umm yeah, you should be happy that women are using their "special pockets" it's a hell o' better than watching grandpa adjust himself!
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    Quote Originally Posted by CME4SPECS View Post
    I once had a lady use that "pocket" to swipe a frame from me! She took the frame right off her face and right into the "pocket"! And the frame disappeared!
    Did you inform her that you were abreast of the situatinon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jana Lewis View Post
    Umm yeah, you should be happy that women are using their "special pockets" it's a hell o' better than watching grandpa adjust himself!
    Sorry I offend you.:p

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Fester View Post
    Sorry I offend you.:p
    I just ask that you scratch or adjust in private!!! Lord knows what's under those fingernails! :p
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    Goofy Friday...

    Quote Originally Posted by Jana Lewis View Post
    Lord knows what's under those fingernails! :p
    Tinea cruris fungus

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    Guess this is why they coined the phrase OVER THE SHOULDER ________(Fill in the name of the thing you need to store in this blank space) HOLDER.

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