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I went to Acorn the other day. I asked them how I could fund a covert insurgency in Central America. A guy named Ollie recommended that I sell arms to Iran and use the proceeds to fund the insurgents.:p
...Just ask me...
First you sell drugs to get the cash for the parts. Acorn can help on the distribution end. Also be sure Iran gets some high level hostages to hold until the 2012 election and have them secretly agree not to release them until after your man wins. If anyone gets caught be sure to pardon them.:angry:
Man praising God for rescue from stalled elevator dies in church, crushed by stone altar.. Gunther Link, a devout Catholic, prayed to be saved after he was trapped in a lift – but was killed when he went to church to give thanks and the stone altar fell on him.. Link, 45, died instantly as he was crushed under the ancient 860lb monument in the Weinhaus Church in Vienna, Austria.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...ls-on-him.html
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"You can't think about it, you just gotta let your brain do the work....."
my dad
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Oh......nevermind!
Okay, this came up in another thread, but by now it's way off topic, so I'm bringing it here. I took these pictures at an appearance in Marquette, MI. The little yellow duck is my "roaming gnome" that I share with a friend. We've taken him and shipped him to the far ends of the country, all four directions. Somewhere in a box there's a picture of me standing next to Adam. Jamie's a lot shorter than I thought he would be. . .
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
It's Jamie Hyneman and Adam Savage from Mythbusters. It's a part of my not-so-distant past that tops off my nerdiness. But at least I admit it.
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
Me too! My daughter and I LOVE the show. Of course, a middle school kid would find the episode on farts absolutely hysterical! (It was on this weekend) She kept running outside to my husband and I while we were building our shed, laughing, and telling us what they were doing.
"You can't think about it, you just gotta let your brain do the work....."
my dad
Also loved watching Junkyard Wars. Always wanted to go on there with my dad, brother, and husband. Would have made an interesting episode, since my dad always seems to catch his clothes on fire welding, and he bickers with my brother constantly.:shiner: My friends use to come over to my house when I was in high school just to listen to the two of them fight. They said it was the funniest thing ever. My brother can get my dad to stutter, forget stuff, and mess up whatever it is he's doing.:hammer: Needless to say I had an entertaining childhood!
"You can't think about it, you just gotta let your brain do the work....."
my dad
Had to post it. Too funny to pass up!
"You can't think about it, you just gotta let your brain do the work....."
my dad
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