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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Fester View Post
    $25,000

    You guys are harder to negotiate with than the North Koreans.
    $12,500

    C'mon--I need to cover my expenses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Fester View Post
    $12,500

    C'mon--I need to cover my expenses.

    I'll tell you what, I'll give you 5 of Fezz's dollars.
    Bart Smith, continuing to be awesome since 1982 so that you don't have to.

    Love is a duet, each voice complementing each other and making them sound better than they would alone, each voice at times stepping back and letting the other shine. We've got a pretty good duet going Tina.

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    Quote Originally Posted by opticianbart View Post
    I'll tell you what, I'll give you 5 of Fezz's dollars.
    Ha...I'll give you 10 of Fezz's dollars! Top that! :D
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    If you'll send me your banking account information, I'll transfer to you triple your asking price from an account in Africa. All I ask is that you return to me 1/3 of what i send you, so you still come out with double what you originally wanted.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hipoptical View Post
    If you'll send me your banking account information, I'll transfer to you triple your asking price from an account in Africa. All I ask is that you return to me 1/3 of what i send you, so you still come out with double what you originally wanted.

    42, my bank account is 42
    Bart Smith, continuing to be awesome since 1982 so that you don't have to.

    Love is a duet, each voice complementing each other and making them sound better than they would alone, each voice at times stepping back and letting the other shine. We've got a pretty good duet going Tina.

    On April 28th, I'll be marrying my best friend. I can't wait!

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    Borysko may well be Blanket's dad

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    Quote Originally Posted by CME4SPECS View Post
    Borysko may well be Blanket's dad
    BorysKo.....



    BlanKet.....

    CME, you might be on to something here! :D
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    The Cask of Amontillado!


    Poor, poor Fortunato!

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    The Masque of the Red Death!

    Poor, poor Prince Prospero!


    :cheers::cheers::cheers:

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    The Fall of the House of Usher!


    Poor, poor Roderick and Madeline!

    :cheers::cheers::cheers:

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    Concha y Toro anyone?

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    All right boys and girls!
    Get out there and root your team on to victory!
    Let's hear it for your favorite Wobbling Wombats From Walla Walla, Washington!

    DragonlensmanWV N.A.O.L.
    "There is nothing patriotic about hating your government or pretending you can hate your government but love your country."

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    Monkey butt?:finger:
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    Anti Powder!

    Quote Originally Posted by Johns View Post
    Monkey butt?:finger:
    I got some powder for that!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezz View Post
    I got some powder for that!
    I'm sure that's a desired delicacy somewhere in this vast world of ours?

    Pucker up!

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    http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

    Nobody likes a Monkey Butt!

    :cheers::cheers::cheers:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezz View Post
    http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

    Nobody likes a Monkey Butt!

    :cheers::cheers::cheers:
    LOL, that's creative engineering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezz View Post
    http://www.antimonkeybutt.com/

    Nobody likes a Monkey Butt!

    :cheers::cheers::cheers:
    Quote Originally Posted by Fezz View Post
    I got some powder for that!













    note to self: Never sit in a chair after Fezz.........

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    Hometown Favorites!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by DragonLensmanWV View Post
    All right boys and girls!
    Get out there and root your team on to victory!
    My team IS Victory!

    http://www.victorybeer.com/home.aspx

    :cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:

    Golden Monkey or HopDevil anyone?

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    Talking about monkeys;

    I just got this great product to supplement my other Maxpedition gear!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTUXI2Rpj4A

    My Jumbo Versipack has a friend!

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    "Card trick"

    OK, I'll show everyone how to hijack a thread.

    Make sure the volume on your speaker(s) is set for listening, then "mouse-click" on this image of that nifty (and most famous) CENTCOM-issued playing card:

    It's a "trip"..


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    Can I have mine without ice? It's not that I'm cheap, I just don't like real cold drinks.

    :cheers:
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    Does anybody remember the old Atari game = Pitfall?

    That game was silly!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezz View Post
    Does anybody remember the old Atari game = Pitfall?

    That game was silly!
    I'm still trying to master the Atari "Ping Pong":hammer:
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