I pick up what you are dropping.
That reminds me of the poem:
The Rhime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor Coleridge.
He is one of my favorite poets.
The band Iron Maiden has a song by the same title that is basically the poem sung by them!
:cheers::cheers::cheers:
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There is unrest in the forest,
There is trouble with the trees,
For the maples want more sunlight
And the oaks ignore their pleas
What fools these mortals be.:D
Has anyone ever noted that a fast speed boat ride is not a cure for shingles?
-"My sister is pregnant, she is due in November"
-"A boy or a girl ? "
-"I don't know if I'll be an uncle or an aunt"
It is leathal to live too long
Anyone consulting a psychiatrist should get a consultation
A female duck walks into a drug store to purchase chap stick. When the pharmacist asks how she wants to pay, the duck seems to get confused and responds "Just put it on my bill".
:bbg:
Hi Jack!
How are things?
Is the family well?
Talk to you later Jack!
Bart Smith, continuing to be awesome since 1982 so that you don't have to.
Love is a duet, each voice complementing each other and making them sound better than they would alone, each voice at times stepping back and letting the other shine. We've got a pretty good duet going Tina.
On April 28th, I'll be marrying my best friend. I can't wait!
Met Jack once, he was with someone named coke.
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Ophthalmic Optician, Society to Advance Opticianry
OK...everyone...
STOP!
NOBODY MOVE!!
I just dropped my contact lens!
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oh, wait...nevermind...I don't wear contacts! :o
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Screw it...let's ride!
I know it was you Fredo!
You broke my heart!
You broke my HEART!!
{SMOOCH}
I told him you'd never meet anybody nice in Osan!
Ophthalmic Optician, Society to Advance Opticianry
OK, at 2:35 let's all jump in the air simultaneously and see if we can rock the world!
Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. C.S. Lewis
An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason. C.S. Lewis
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