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  1. 08-25-2009, 08:50 AM #101
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    Quote Originally Posted by Uncle Fester View Post
    Alright now you're testing me.:finger:

    I've got my finger up the mouse umm--on the mouse and I'm not afraid to click it!

    $100,00 Final Offer!!
    $50,000

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  2. 08-25-2009, 09:01 AM #102
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezz View Post
    "The Cask of Amontillado"

    :cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:
    Also a very sweetly creepy song from the first Alan Parsons Project album.
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  3. 08-25-2009, 09:10 AM #103
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    Quote Originally Posted by DragonLensmanWV View Post
    Also a very sweetly creepy song from the first Alan Parsons Project album.

    I pick up what you are dropping.

    That reminds me of the poem:

    The Rhime of the Ancient Mariner, by Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

    He is one of my favorite poets.

    The band Iron Maiden has a song by the same title that is basically the poem sung by them!

    :cheers::cheers::cheers:
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  4. 08-25-2009, 02:03 PM #104
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    There is unrest in the forest,
    There is trouble with the trees,
    For the maples want more sunlight
    And the oaks ignore their pleas
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  5. 08-25-2009, 02:24 PM #105
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    What fools these mortals be.:D
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  6. 08-25-2009, 03:08 PM #106
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    Quote Originally Posted by IC-UC View Post
    The fastest Dragon fly was clocked at 58km/hr (36 mph?)
    I saw one go at least 75 this morning...after it flew into my car!
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  7. 08-25-2009, 05:36 PM #107
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    Has anyone ever noted that a fast speed boat ride is not a cure for shingles?
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  8. 08-25-2009, 05:44 PM #108
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    Quote Originally Posted by eyemanflying View Post
    Has anyone ever noted that a fast speed boat ride is not a cure for shingles?

    And off-road motorcycling is not a cure for hemmoroids!!!
    A lack of planning on your part DOES NOT constitute an emergency on mine!
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  9. 08-25-2009, 10:51 PM #109
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    -"My sister is pregnant, she is due in November"
    -"A boy or a girl ? "
    -"I don't know if I'll be an uncle or an aunt"

    It is leathal to live too long

    Anyone consulting a psychiatrist should get a consultation
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    A female duck walks into a drug store to purchase chap stick. When the pharmacist asks how she wants to pay, the duck seems to get confused and responds "Just put it on my bill".

    :bbg:
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  11. 08-26-2009, 02:03 PM #111
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    Quote Originally Posted by bob_f_aboc View Post
    And off-road motorcycling is not a cure for hemmoroids!!!

    And a bicycle with the seat off is not hemhorroid surgery.
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  12. 08-26-2009, 02:18 PM #112
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    Quote Originally Posted by DragonLensmanWV View Post
    And a bicycle with the seat off is not hemhorroid surgery.
    Could be...if you sit just right!:angry:
    A lack of planning on your part DOES NOT constitute an emergency on mine!
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  13. 08-27-2009, 08:39 AM #113
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    Hi Jack!

    How are things?

    Is the family well?

    Talk to you later Jack!
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  14. 08-27-2009, 08:59 AM #114
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    Quote Originally Posted by bob_f_aboc View Post
    Could be...if you sit just right!:angry:

    I find this terribly disturbing.
    Bart Smith, continuing to be awesome since 1982 so that you don't have to.

    Love is a duet, each voice complementing each other and making them sound better than they would alone, each voice at times stepping back and letting the other shine. We've got a pretty good duet going Tina.

    On April 28th, I'll be marrying my best friend. I can't wait!
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  15. 08-27-2009, 09:01 AM #115
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    Met Jack once, he was with someone named coke.
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  16. 08-27-2009, 09:03 AM #116
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    Quote Originally Posted by obxeyeguy View Post
    Met Jack once, he was with someone named coke.

    I knew that Dude Coke! He use to go by the name, Blow! Him and his buddies, Straw and Mirror, use to cruise the strip together!

    Wild Kats!
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  17. 08-27-2009, 09:19 AM #117
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezz View Post
    I knew that Dude Coke! He use to go by the name, Blow! Him and his buddies, Straw and Mirror, use to cruise the strip together!

    Wild Kats!
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  18. 08-27-2009, 11:28 AM #118
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    OK...everyone...

    STOP!
    NOBODY MOVE!!


    I just dropped my contact lens!
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  19. 08-27-2009, 11:29 AM #119
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  20. 08-27-2009, 11:37 AM #120
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    Quote Originally Posted by CME4SPECS View Post
    Screw it...let's ride!
    Practicing for VEW?
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  22. 08-27-2009, 11:46 AM #122
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    I know it was you Fredo!

    You broke my heart!

    You broke my HEART!!

    {SMOOCH}
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  23. 08-27-2009, 01:02 PM #123
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    Blue Jumper

    OK, at 2:35 let's all jump in the air simultaneously and see if we can rock the world!
    Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. C.S. Lewis

    An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason. C.S. Lewis
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  25. 08-27-2009, 01:35 PM #125
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    Quote Originally Posted by hipoptical View Post
    OK, at 2:35 let's all jump in the air simultaneously and see if we can rock the world!
    My wife ROCKS my world!
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