Billy Mays would be proud...(would be, but he can't be..dead)Originally Posted by bob_f_aboc
I spray my rug on!!!
Billy Mays would be proud...(would be, but he can't be..dead)
I spray my rug on!!!
OK- tell you what. To show I'm a nice guy I'll let it go on for 500,000 Euro.A million Euro in small unmarked bills or this site goes down!
I was born to be alive!
You could also be born to rock, born a coal minor's daughter, born free, or born to run.
what about the bourne identity?
Bart Smith, continuing to be awesome since 1982 so that you don't have to.
Love is a duet, each voice complementing each other and making them sound better than they would alone, each voice at times stepping back and letting the other shine. We've got a pretty good duet going Tina.
On April 28th, I'll be marrying my best friend. I can't wait!
Never tried those...I really like corn flakes, though! :p
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My cat has the hiccups.
Feed him peanut butter. That's what I give my Octopine when he gets them.
Probably 'Hamster Love'!!!
A lack of planning on your part DOES NOT constitute an emergency on mine!
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
How does cement harden?
Have you ever tried to say "Essilor, Lux" 5 times really fast?
Ophthalmic Optician, Society to Advance Opticianry
I used to have a room mate named Sang-Mi, and she would take a pack of Ram yen noodles, open them into her hand, pour hot water over them, and toss them into her mouth. Her efficiency amazed me. I've never seen anyone do that since. (I haven't asked my wife to try it...yet).
Do you think I could patent the process?
Ophthalmic Optician, Society to Advance Opticianry
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Does he eat cheese and wait by the mousehole with baited breath?
DragonlensmanWV N.A.O.L.
"There is nothing patriotic about hating your government or pretending you can hate your government but love your country."
That's a toupe?I thought a dead squirrel was on your head.
That's a toupe?
It matches the hedgehog on his chin.
A lack of planning on your part DOES NOT constitute an emergency on mine!
Heck, that's nothin'. Here, we just step out to the pasture, take a bite of a cow's butt and throw a couple of lit matches in our mouth. ( 4 matches if you want it well done.;))
Yeah, but doesn't igniting that methane hurt?
DragonlensmanWV N.A.O.L.
"There is nothing patriotic about hating your government or pretending you can hate your government but love your country."
Wouldn't it be cool if you worked with someone named Juan, and then had a new hire named Tu, then another named Teresa?
Juan
Tu
Tre
That is so much cooler than John, Susie, and Fred.
Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. C.S. Lewis
An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason. C.S. Lewis
Stop calling me Shirley!
Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.
The school pastor's name at my high school wase James The (pronounced "Tay")
and his door plaque read
James The
School Pastor
it amused always amused me :)
Bart Smith, continuing to be awesome since 1982 so that you don't have to.
Love is a duet, each voice complementing each other and making them sound better than they would alone, each voice at times stepping back and letting the other shine. We've got a pretty good duet going Tina.
On April 28th, I'll be marrying my best friend. I can't wait!
Shoot, I thought even hillbillies heard of cookin' with "gas".
:D:shiner::bbg:
We put gas in our cars, but it really isn't gas, it's liquid.
Alright now you're testing me.:finger:
I've got my finger up the mouse umm--on the mouse and I'm not afraid to click it!
$100,00 Final Offer!!
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