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  1. 08-19-2009, 03:00 PM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by bob_f_aboc View Post
    I think you are mistaken. Fezz has only had experience with the 'ugly' stick!

    As in "beat about the head and shoulders"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Night Train View Post
    Speaking of questions, would you agree with this statement?
    To be on a quest is nothing more or less than to become an asker of questions.

    Wouldn't that be rhetorical?
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    All of this hijacking got me thinking.

    What would the reverse of a Stockholm Syndrome be?
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  4. 08-19-2009, 03:02 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezz View Post
    All of this hijacking got me thinking.

    What would the reverse of a Stockholm Syndrome be?
    A Norwegian hula??

    :cheers:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jacqui View Post
    Yes, I agree Rinsie. There are unfortunately some of us that aren't as computer savvy as you and have trouble with things like avaters. However, i think all members here should write to their congressman (congresswoman) and complain about the unethical capture and sale of butterflies to the scientific(?) community. This must stop !!!
    The "chip-ster" (Chip) has a custom avatar and I think he'd be among the first to admit that he's not particularly computer-savvy. QED.
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    Custom Avatar would be a great name for a rock band. Or a nightclub.
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  8. 08-19-2009, 03:39 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezz View Post
    All of this hijacking got me thinking.

    What would the reverse of a Stockholm Syndrome be?
    My guess would be:


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    A lack of planning on your part DOES NOT constitute an emergency on mine!
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    Quote Originally Posted by rinselberg View Post
    The "chip-ster" (Chip) has a custom avatar and I think he'd be among the first to admit that he's not particularly computer-savvy. QED.

    Mine is Tropical Moon from digitalblasphemy.com, where I'm a member.
    http://www.digitalblasphemy.com/freegallery.shtml

    Beautiful digital art.
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  11. 08-19-2009, 06:26 PM #36
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    My Avatar is a picture of Bob_f in a "real" optician's clothing!

    ;):cheers::p:cheers::bbg:

    And I like the opposite of AVATAR......RAT AVA....reminds me of a girl.......:bbg::shiner:
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  12. 08-19-2009, 07:46 PM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by optical24/7 View Post
    My Avatar is a picture of Bob_f in a "real" optician's clothing!

    ;):cheers::p:cheers::bbg:

    And I like the opposite of AVATAR......RAT AVA....reminds me of a girl.......:bbg::shiner:

    Close!

    Just a little more hair on the face and a lot less hair on the head and you're pretty close!

    :cheers:
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    Quote Originally Posted by DragonLensmanWV View Post
    As in "beat about the head and shoulders"?

    This reminds me of the new commercials for Castrol Edge motor oil.

    Come on, you all know the commercials:

    "That's thinking with your dipstick Jimmy" and the dude whips a dipstick across the legs of goofs who are buying oil.
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  14. 08-20-2009, 08:38 AM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by optical24/7 View Post
    Heather....Is that one of those brain eating snails on your frog?
    I can't seem to remember.....:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezz View Post
    This reminds me of the new commercials for Castrol Edge motor oil.

    Come on, you all know the commercials:

    "That's thinking with your dipstick Jimmy" and the dude whips a dipstick across the legs of goofs who are buying oil.
    Now that's comedy....LOVE it! :D:):D
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  16. 08-20-2009, 09:11 AM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezz View Post
    This reminds me of the new commercials for Castrol Edge motor oil.

    Come on, you all know the commercials:

    "That's thinking with your dipstick Jimmy" and the dude whips a dipstick across the legs of goofs who are buying oil.

    I cringe every time I see that one. I can almost feel it!
    A lack of planning on your part DOES NOT constitute an emergency on mine!
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    Why do birds suddenly appear?
    ...Just ask me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spexvet View Post
    Why do birds suddenly appear?

    It's a Hitchcock thing.....
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  19. 08-20-2009, 10:54 AM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spexvet View Post
    Why do birds suddenly appear?
    'cause they want to be close to you?
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  20. 08-20-2009, 10:56 AM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spexvet View Post
    Why do birds suddenly appear?
    Is it because of muskrat love?
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  21. 08-20-2009, 10:57 AM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spexvet View Post
    Why do birds suddenly appear?
    Oh.....I get it, because skyrockets in sight.

    They got startled!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spexvet View Post
    Why do birds suddenly appear?
    Too many CARPENTERS banging their hammers?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DragonLensmanWV View Post
    As in...."head and shoulders"?

    Does anybody else suffer from dandruff?
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  24. 08-20-2009, 11:14 AM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fezz View Post
    Does anybody else suffer from dandruff?


    Now Fezz, how the heck can you suffer from dandruff when you wear a toupee?


    :D:cheers::shiner::cheers:
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  25. 08-20-2009, 11:18 AM #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by optical24/7 View Post
    Now Fezz, how the heck can you suffer from dandruff when you wear a toupee?


    :D:cheers::shiner::cheers:

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