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    I've heard endless jokes like this but today I actually had someone who...

    Today I had a phone call from an woman who is a cousin of an ophthalmologist and was referred by him to me for this.
    Patient is about to have endoscopy by a friend physician. She wants a prosthetic eye to swallow and allow the doctor to find unaware of the
    situation.
    Her ophthalmologist thinks it's a great idea.

    Well at my age you don't run into too many new situations.:cheers:

    Chip

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    THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!

    Will the eye pass through OK? I hope you have a no refund policy.:bbg:
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    Quote Originally Posted by OpticLabRat View Post
    THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!

    Will the eye pass through OK? I hope you have a no refund policy.:bbg:

    Or at least a cleaning and handling fee!


    :D:cheers::D

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    ALL SALES FINAL, NO REFUNDS, AND NO EXCHANGES, WHAT COLOR WOULD SHOW UP BEST FOR THIS???:hammer:

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    This may turn out a whole lot better for all of us, she just came in, is a nurse and has a surgeon husband. Looks like we may get the whole thing both internally and externally on DVD, CD or video tape. Will share with optiboarders if it all works out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ginster View Post
    ALL SALES FINAL, NO REFUNDS, AND NO EXCHANGES, WHAT COLOR WOULD SHOW UP BEST FOR THIS???:hammer:

    Brown!!!
    A lack of planning on your part DOES NOT constitute an emergency on mine!

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    Outstanding! That's the kind of humor we all need.

    Hmmm. Youtube?
    Could be one of the most popular, by far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ginster View Post
    ALL SALES FINAL, NO REFUNDS, AND NO EXCHANGES, WHAT COLOR WOULD SHOW UP BEST FOR THIS???:hammer:
    Quote Originally Posted by bob_f_aboc View Post
    Brown!!!
    But what color do you want it to start as?
    ...Just ask me...

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    Don't forget to bill Medicare!:)

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    Big Smile Lol!!!!

    I just love optical humor!!! :D:D:D
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    Big Smile Through my tears...

    I shared this with my husband and he wanted me to let you all know that he'll be "keeping and eye out" for the update on this one! :D:D LOL!
    Last edited by Now I See; 08-13-2009 at 10:50 AM. Reason: forgot my smiley!
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    Redhot Jumper Polyp with one eye................

    Poor doctor looking at the screen will freak out seeing the Polyp with a glass eye



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