My signature line is not very nice, I admit. I use it because I think it's funny. I've wondered if I should change it. My employer has asked that I not use my real name to prevent people from thinking that I speak for the company.
So, here's some alternatives:
There's a sensitive poet inside of me... but I kicked his tail and shaved his head.
Stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go.
I'm not insensitive.... I just don't care.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
And your tiny, insignificant little opinion would be....?
Or, should I go with something less abrasive?
Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither. C. S. Lewis
An explanation of cause is not a justification by reason. C.S. Lewis
You are not only responsible for what you say, but also for what you do not say. Martin Luther
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. Martin Luther
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Ben Franklin
I may not change it, I may just add to it. Let me know what you think.
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Originally Posted by Fezz
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