This May Save Your Life...May

[AngryFish]

I have uncovered some information that may, depending on what you believe, come in handy or save your life. It seems as though many life forms, about 18 of which are alien to the earth, could happen upon us or we upon they. Two of the more common are the “Grays”, large and small, and “Reptilian”.

When approached by a grey begin to speak pig Latin as they are highly logical this confuses them long enough to escape.

When approached by a reptilian, which is not likely as they are very cautious and avoid human contact, walk toward them with your hands at your side palms facing them. If they hiss it’s because your smell is offensive to them. At that point stop and take a few steps back. If the reptilian is still there they want to make contact with you.

[IC-UC]

I have uncovered some information that may, depending on what you believe, come in handy or save your life. It seems as though many life forms, about 18 of which are alien to the earth, could happen upon us or we upon they. Two of the more common are the “Grays”, large and small, and “Reptilian”.

When approached by a grey begin to speak pig Latin as they are highly logical this confuses them long enough to escape.

When approached by a reptilian, which is not likely as they are very cautious and avoid human contact, walk toward them with your hands at your side palms facing them. If they hiss it’s because your smell is offensive to them. At that point stop and take a few steps back. If the reptilian is still there they want to make contact with you.

Dude, dont leave us hanging.....is it "Grays" or "Greys"??Dont wanna be talking pig Latin to the wrong crowd

You also say "If" they hiss..........what smell is it they like?? Should I go with Eau de Swamp, or the Eau de Rock?

Oh so many questions and (possibly?) so little time??:shiner:

[obxeyeguy]

Dude, dont leave us hanging.....is it "Grays" or "Greys"??Dont wanna be talking pig Latin to the wrong crowd

I was told that they only live for 2 generations, because all the "grey 3's" commit suicide because they are not polorized, and can't fly!

[optical24/7]

Further proof.......

.......Acetone fumes and poly swarf do not mix!


:D:cheers::D

[Jacqui]

I found my tin foil hat, that'll stop them for sure :D

[DragonLensmanWV]

I'm a'swinging for the fence!

[Now I See]

I found my tin foil hat, that'll stop them for sure :D

LOL! Now if we can find Uilleann and his cat in the tin-foil hat, all will be well! :D

[Uncle Fester]

I've heard it repels all 18 alien life forms--

http://www.nickburcher.com/2009/05/t...es-amazon.html

[AngryFish]

Dude, dont leave us hanging.....is it "Grays" or "Greys"??Dont wanna be talking pig Latin to the wrong crowd

I think it like Americans and Britt's, same people just a little different way of talking.

You also say "If" they hiss..........what smell is it they like?? Should I go with Eau de Swamp, or the Eau de Rock?


You got me. They may be open to all kinds. The Greys and Grays look for healthy people of childbearing age and are partial to petite women. But after they are done with their exam they will give you a tour of their ship or other planets before they bring you back. It is said that they feel bad for being all business during the exam.

[Johns]

I was told that they only live for 2 generations, because all the "grey 3's" commit suicide because they are not polorized, and can't fly!

Oh, they fly all right, and they are clever enough to make the murder of the older generation look like suicide, thus the two different greays.

[AngryFish]

I heard they live in the earth surface and even in the "Hollow Earth" many believe, including Halley of Halley's comet, and are seen at a higher than average rate around Dulce New Mexico. Fascinating story there. History channel did a good show on that.

[GAgal]

The Greys and Grays look for healthy people of childbearing age and are partial to petite women.

:D Whew! I have nothing to worry about! I'd be more scared if they were chubby chasers ;):D