An Older Fezz

**Refractingoptician.com** · 04-07-2009, 06:17 PM

'I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!' Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the Other, 'Windy, isn't it?' 'No,' the second man replied, 'it's Thursday.' And the third man, FEZZ, chimed in, 'So am I, Let's have a beer.'

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**DragonLensmanWV** · 04-07-2009, 06:30 PM

[QUOTE=Refractingoptician.com;292262]'I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!' Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day. One remarked to the Other, 'Windy, isn't it?' 'No,' the second man replied, 'it's Thursday.' And the third man, FEZZ, chimed in, 'So am I, Let's have a beer.'

So then Fezz got all mixed up again and thought the guy said thirty beers on Wednesday and proceeded to make a fortune on recycling his empties. After making them empty of course. Fezz was heard to announce "If they were any bigger, they'd be emptier!"