## The laws of ultimate reality

I was going to flip every law to optical terminology.......
(ex. Law of Gravity - Law of the screw ;p)
But relized how much time i indeed have and will go get a life :shiner:

THE LAWS OF Optical REALITY

& Law of Mechanical Repair - After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

& Law of Gravity - Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.

& Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your act.

& Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy

& Law of the Alibi - If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

& Variation Law - If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were
in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

& Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone
rings.

& Law of Close Encounters -The probability of meeting someone you know
increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen
with.

& Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.

& Law of Biomechanics - The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.

& Law of the Theater - At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive last.

& The Starbucks Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

& Murphy's Law of Lockers - If there are only two people in a locker
room, they will have adjacent lockers.

& Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich
landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and
cost of the carpet/rug.

& Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what