Hello, my name is Jim and I'm an Optiboardanon. I have admited that I am helpless against Optiboard. I have lost my wife to the cunning ways of addiction. I awake in the middle of the night in an empty bed. I search the house only to find her as if chained to the computer desk. Her hair tossled (not from me) and ashtray full. What horrible grasp does this evil intoxicant hold?
I'm sure all you other spouses, children, parents, significant others, siblings and just people who care about these poor lost souls have asked the same questions as I. I now invite you to become charter members of Optiboardanon. We will probably never be able to defeat this demon, but we can possibly save ourselves from its grasp.
Don't forget to repeat the serenity prayer often. Hope to hear from you soon. Hopefully we can have our initial meeting at VEW.
Marlena are you with me on this?
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