I've always been amused by the sometimes clever play on words that Country & Western writes use in their song titles. Who can ever forget such classics as:
So I thought it would be a good idea to see what titles you could come up with if you were to write a Country & Western song with an Optical theme. To start it off, here's my contributuon:
- Mama Get The Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
- She's Actin' Single I'm Drinkin' Doubles
- I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
- If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
- Who's Gonna Take The Garbage Out When I'm Dead And Gone?
- If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
- Thanks To The Cathouse, I'm In The Doghouse With You
- They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
- You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
- I'm The Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
- If You Don't Leave Me, I'll Find Someone Who Will
- She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
She Took My P.D., Then She Stole My Heart
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