Most of this tale reminds me of an old joke.
A man had three sons who returned home for his 65th birthday, one was a surgeon, one an attorney, one a stock broker.
During the afternoon first the surgeon told his dad: "Dad, I'm sorry I didn't get you a present this time the surgery has been so backed up, I just forgot.
Then the attorney told his dad: "Dad I didn't remember to get you a present this year, as you know I was going to appear before the Supreme Court and all my time was spent in preparation."
Last the Broker said: "Dad with what the market doing what it's been doingthis year I was afraid to leave the floor and at last I forgot to get you a present."
Later in the evening as the cake was being cut, and glasses being raised the old gentlemn said: "Boys I have an announcement. With the heat of things at the time, I forgot to marry your mother!"
The boys replied: "Dad! Does this mean we are all *******s?"
The old gentleman replied: "Yeah, cheap *******s.":finger:
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