OK, I have been reading postings from everybody for a few months now and I have decided that Pete and Maria are going to be the victims of this posting. The idea here is that you take a joke that you have heard and re-tell it using Pete and/or Maria in the Joke. I'll go first.
Pete and Maria are camping in the desert, set up their
tent, and are asleep.
Some hours later, Maria wakes her faithful friend.
"Pete, look up and tell me what you see."
Pete replies, "I see millions of stars."
What does that tell you?" asks Maria
Pete ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that
there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small
and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you, Maria?"
Maria is silent for a moment, then speaks.
"Pete, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."
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