It is either all this snow or we've all finally gone over the deep end; but we have all become too amused by this email that has been going around:

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here's your dose..........Follow the instructions to find your funny name.

The following is an excerpt from a childrens book, "Captain Underpants and the perilous plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey

The evil professor forces everyone to assume new names..........

Use the 3rd letter of your 1st name to determine your "NEW" 1st name:

a = stinky
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = poopsie
k = flunky
l = booger
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = falafel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the 2nd letter of your last name to determine the 1st half of
your "NEW" last name:

a = diaper
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rino
o = burger
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the 4th letter of your last name to determine the 2nd half of
your "NEW" last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdink
y = brains
z = juice

Thus for example, George W. Bush's "NEW" name is: Goober Chickenshorts; go figure! Clinton's "NEW" name is: Poopsie Liverchunks.

Good day,
Stinky Diapersniffer