Originally Posted by
opty4062
Hey y'all. I had one today that I'd like to nominate to the Hall of Fame. It's not so much stupid as just well...you tell me.
Took a very grumpy 87 year old woman back today to check her VA before the doc was going to see her. After small talk revealed to her that I am married with children, this was her question:
"When you and your husband make love, do you find you censor yourself in volume or activity to prevent the children from knowing what you are doing?"
And with that, my friends, I WIN THE INTERNET, at least for today.
Bookmarks