Hi there folks, I see your glorious leader has done it again :D (no not that)
He has said that
"The Americian people have spoken,
Its just that its takin a while to understand what they said"
Now us brits have always known that
so come on folks as the queen has already said its time to come back under the wing of the mother land, and now you will have relearn how to talk proper in the queens tongue.
John "Welcome back folks" R
Don't worry John, we don't know what is being said either. We hear a lot of words, but nothing seems to make any sense. Know of any good jobs in England? I am coming home even though there is but maybe an ounce of English in me!!
Steph
Are you sure the UK wants a angry, biting, spittin', swede, dutch, french, Amer. Indian, Italian, German, and last but not least english any way. I don't know :D
beta chem
It seems to me that the only folks not welcome here are BRITISHOriginally posted by beta chem:
Are you sure the UK wants a angry, biting, spittin', swede, dutch, french, Amer. Indian, Italian, German, and last but not least english any way. I don't know :D
beta chem
What? That is to bad. Don't understand though cause I am not there.
Hey John, Did you get your broadband yet? You can disable pictures in the tools button then hit the internet options button if you don't want to dowload abunch of pictures. I am saying this cause I just found out a way to do that not long ago and I remeber you wanted something like that I think. I was a regular here about 3 months ago and would put up alot of pics which you said your ISP couldn't handle. Hope this helps. Take it easy.
beta chem
John:
Confederate-Americans thank you for your kind offer. We'll give it serious consideration.
Y'all helped us plenty when the Yankees invaded our land, and took away our right of self-determination, the last time. Maybe you can put us over the top this go-round.
We've been getting the nasty end of the stick from these Yankees for too long. It's time to secede again.
But the old Confederacy has lost half a state, South Florida. Actually, we kicked them out.
It was a communications problem. We can't understand Brooklynese or Spanish, and they can't understand Southern, which is not unlike Brit-Speak.
Take us b
ack, please, before those hoards attack us from the south.
Bob Rihl
Augusta
Occupied Georgia, CSA
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There IS life after optical business!!!
Bob, you can come and live with me. You will be humbly paid, which might not suit your pocket, but will suit your refugee argument. We will teach you how to spell (coloUr, harboUr etc) and you will teach us how to eat 12 hamburgers in one sitting without being sick.
It will be beautiful.
PS you won't believe how small our houses are!
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Maria "no amusing quote" K
Thanks, Maria:
Y'all took in some of my ancestors the last time, a widow and her children, about to be burned out when the Yankess invaded Eastern Virginia. They made it in a little boat to a British ship, and thence, Bermuda.
The Confederate embassy building is still there. You can make an "official" seal of The Confederacy on a piece of aluminum (aluminium) foil.
What a thrill to see a Confederate flag hanging from a window in Bermuda, especially when it affected one of your own.
Bob
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Bob! You're like, the King of Bermuda! How fab! Now, can we have our missing aircraft back?
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Maria "no amusing quote" K
You mean them Yankees took y'alls airplanes too? I know they swiped most of the airport and all of the runways, during WWII. It's the only country in the World where you go through US Customs in a foreign country, because the waiting area is techniquely on US soil.
Sure, you can have them back. We've probably ruined them or lost them in The Bermuda Triangle anyhow.
Bob
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No, they just set off to Bermuda and never come back.
Can you sing it John!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
"Bermuda Triangle, everything seems strange...she said why don't you try Bermuda, I said woman are you mad?"
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Maria "no amusing quote" K
While I appreciate the offer, my ancestors had the 'honor' of being under British rule before without their consent (and some still are).....I think I'll pass.
But, another round of session just might do the trick this time......The Stars and Bars shall rise again !!!!!!!
But this time, put the capitol in some place that makes sense, like Talladega, or Bristol or Rockingham.
Sorry i only do 2 songsOriginally posted by Maria:
Can you sing it John!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
"I love the sound of breaking glass"
"I want to be free"
John "You aint heard nothing yet" R
Not yet our local exchange is supossed to be upgraded to cope with it in december :DOriginally posted by beta chem:
Hey John, Did you get your broadband yet?
Now all i've got to do is get the misses to agree to spending £40.00 a month on it :D
yep i got that worked out a while back it was'nt the pics that were the problem just their file size took to long to download.
You can disable pictures in the tools button then hit the internet options button if you don't want to dowload abunch of pictures. I am saying this cause I just found out a way to do that not long ago and I remeber you wanted something like that I think. I was a regular here about 3 months ago and would put up alot of pics which you said your ISP couldn't handle. Hope this helps. Take it easy.
beta chem
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